Here are things I know about Game of Thrones from being on the Internet, reading over Pete’s shoulder and playing the Game of Thrones pinball machine at the Rock Shop:
There is a queen with double processed hair, although it’s doubtful they have bleach in this strange land
The dragons are extinct I think?
Everyone has sex with each other, even brothers and sisters
The Tangerines! Those are the incestuous ones, right?
There is a guy called Grey Worm and he doesn’t have a worm anymore!
Someone picked off his scabs! Gross! But satisfying!
Everyone gets killed in the Red Wedding, but there are somehow still characters left
There are no trees, only rocks
Jon Snow came back to life and was named after that one press shot where he’s trudging through snow
There is an eerie amount of boobs
Smiling is not allowed in Westeros
“Winter is coming!!!” (in pinball that means you get an extra ball I think?)
Ed Sheeran was in it!
So was Lily Allen’s brother
The families — Martell, Barthanon and Tangerine — are always fighting and there is an evil guy with blond hair that sentences everyone to gruesome deaths
The poor people choose from apples or onions
It is like the Middle Ages and everyone is British
That’s all I know!